6 AM, me: *sleeping*
Birds: "Should we chirp?"
Nawazuddin Siddiqui of birds: "Chirp madarchod. Bilkul chirp." 11 hours ago
Very important (please read)
Kadhai chicken ke sath
Paranthe lachhe hain
Washing machine me
Dhulte kachhe hai
Aane… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4 days ago
Hardik Pandya: "The other day at the party, I had to point at people and say this one, this one, this one, this one… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 week ago
[Akshay Kumar at a zoo]
*entering the pond* "Tu geese badi hai mast mast"
*inside the primate cage* "Gorilla, chu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 week ago
